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Angi-N-Wayne
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PostSubject: A Barnsley man   Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:22 am

A Barnsley bloke was having trouble with his piles.

He pops into the Chemist .... "Has tha got any ass cream?"

(Chemist) "Certainly Sir, Magnum or Cornetto?"
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PostSubject: Re: A Barnsley man   Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:48 am

Ok..I think I get it. I'm very sorry but I'm from Kentucky Wink

Piles = hemorrhoids ?

Magnum or Cornetto has me stumped though. Question Question Question
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PostSubject: Re: A Barnsley man   Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:52 am

Bwompus wrote:
Ok..I think I get it. I'm very sorry but I'm from Kentucky Wink

Piles = hemorrhoids ?

Magnum or Cornetto has me stumped though. Question Question Question

LOL

You're right on the piles, and a Magnum and Cornetto are Ice Cream brands Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: A Barnsley man   Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:55 am

lol! lol! lol!

Thanks!!
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PostSubject: Re: A Barnsley man   Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:25 am

lol! lol! lol!
Nice to see your having a go here too Angi.

cheers J
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PostSubject: Re: A Barnsley man   Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:18 pm

lol! i love barnsley jokes..haha..

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PostSubject: Re: A Barnsley man   Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:31 pm

Curby wrote:
lol! i love barnsley jokes..haha..

barnsley men are great lovers ask any sheep lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A Barnsley man   Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:26 am

deano wrote:
Curby wrote:
lol! i love barnsley jokes..haha..

barnsley men are great lovers ask any sheep lol!

Bad joke coming...wait for it....Deano you are b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d! :roll: Sleep lol!
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